What?!

Do you mean to tell me that there will be no more cheap thrills (on the part of the passengers, undoubtedly) at the airport? Go to the TSA website and read all about this shocking development! Apparently the whiners have managed to change security procedures at America's airports- again.I have an idea-how about we let everyone bring whatever they want on board? After all, it's a free country, and we're all responsible adults, right? I keep on thinking of that cute dog on the Greyhound website. At least on the bus, I can probably sneak a shotgun on board to shoot any would-be terrorists because there is no security to go through.

Watch out you female tubbies though! TSA screeners will still pat you down in the snoob area if they "alarm a Hand-held Metal Detector or there is an irregularity or anomaly in the person's clothing outline".This applies to you, Size No More with the lipstick in your bra and you, Big Gal with the size 55 waistline! I don't know too many large ladies who have a regular outline, do you, Dear Reader?

So at what point is the news media going to start referring to Victoria Jo Stinnett as a baby, and not a fetus? She is out of the womb, thanks to the evil skank who killed her mother, so wouldn't she now qualify as a baby? Will she be the 12 year old fetus, as she will have never, technically, been born?

Lisa "Fetus Snatcher" Montgomery, having waived extradition, is going to be turned over to Federal authorities in Missouri.The State of Missouri is currently in a State of Confusion over the application of the death penalty, and is overturning more sentences than are carried out, but I doubt that this wack job would get the death penalty, anyway. Any murder related to mothering and children committed by a female is somehow always seen as obvious sign of mental illness, even if the defendant is found competent to stand trial.Look at Susan Smith and Andrea Yates, two of the most famous examples, both classified as "deeply disturbed" and receiving life in prison.Yates even had the balls to appeal her conviction! But being disturbed is apparently not grounds to give Mommy the death penalty when she kills her kids. I disagree.

Now Lisa Montgomery didn't actually kill a baby ( or fetus, as the case may be), just the mother, but she is obviously "deeply disturbed", and probably will get life. I will follow closely.

According to Fox News, a would-be terrorist in Baghdad has blown himself up in the attempt to blow other people up. Bummer! I wish that the scumbag who blew up the Army mess hall in Mosul had been as competent.

An urgent update to my last post: the Kansas Supreme Court has declared the Death Penalty illegal! Wouldn't unconstitutional be a better term? After all, what would be the penalty for inposing the illegal Death Penalty - death? Can you see the vicious circle here, people?

At any rate, Lisa Montgomery has dodged a bullet - a legal one, anyway. After her conviction and life sentence, we'll see how the other ladies in the stir feel about that.

After two weeks of non-stop Holiday fun, I am refreshed and ready to blog! Not fully refreshed, mind you, but less irritable, anyway.

So in these past two weeks, the Scott Peterson trial has finally wrapped up, the former shit salesman having been comvicted of murdering his pregnant wife and being sentenced to the "Ultimate Penalty", which in the State of California consists of life without the possiblity of anal sex and endless episodes of Oprah.

Do you think that Mark Geragos is kicking himself now that some ugly bitch in Kansas has been arrested for murdering a pregnant woman and ripping the baby out of her belly? I mean, this nasty skank could be the "Real Killer", the leader of the satanic cult that murdered poor Laci, and Nicole Simpson too, presumably!! An obvious matter for appeal.

Lets hope that the State of Kansas is a great deal more liberal in their application of the death penalty than the State of California, and that this Lisa Montgomery gets what she deserves in a few years. Scott Peterson will surely be cheering from his jail cell, as he pens loving letters to wife #3.

So why have all the news media organizations suddenly noticed on the Day Before Thanksgiving that airport screeners have been patting down female titties when it's been happening for months? Because it's a slow news day, that's why. And, it's definitely more "titillating" than footage of long security lines and shitty holiday weather.

My advice to any and all offended women traveling this holiday season- get over it, you whiners! Go to the TSA website, and maybe you'll get an idea as to what's happening in the world terrorist attack-wise and what the TSA's response to these new security threats is about. Granted it's a reactive organization, but until someone gets all the crystal balls and X-ray vision up and running in our nation's airports, metal detectors and pat-downs and x-ray machines that ruin film are all the tools that they have right now. So get informed and leave your guns, knives, shoe bombs and suicide vests at home, please. Yes, that means you, breast-feeding Soccer Mom with the Leatherman, and you Granny, with the Buck knife on your way to Branson.

If your tit's rights are being violated, Patti LuPone, protect your snoobs and don't fly! Take Greyhound, they can use the business and that dog is so cute!

My dream job has always been to be paid a whole lot of money to do very little work. I'm really not very fussy as to what kind of little work I would do, just as long as I was paid a whole lot of money to do it.

Unfortunately, all I've ever managed to do is a whole lot of work for very little money, or a whole lot of work for money that doesn't make me cry at the end of every two weeks.The job I have now is the latter of the two.I leave my job at work, and try to forget that I even have a job when I'm at home.

What I'm trying to say is, as we now head into another holiday season (the season of twelve hour days and very little sleep), I will try to not blog about how tired I am, because who cares? Including myself.

I can't stand whiney broads!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I was actually listening to talk radio tonight, and managed to listen to several minutes of  the Savage Nation before endless commercials and bad porn music forced me to turn it off. Michael Savage and many of his callers shared the opinion that  news cameras should be turned off during combat in this war. The soldiers have enough to worry about putting their lives on the line for the downtrodden Iraqis yearning to be free besides the American press snooping around trying to dig up all of the Vietnam-style shit it can think of.

At the very least, we need to do this so that the only violent actions Al-Jazeera can air of American killers is reruns of the A-Team.

A sincere thank you to all 20 of you who have visited my blog (or, the one person who has visited 20 times), and especially to those who have made comments. It is a lonely island out here, and I appreciate the company.

I rarely choose to leave the closet in airing my political opinions, but there is one subject about which I feel so strongly that even if I were surrounded by a pool of slathering, clueless Lefty hippies ("No war for Oil"), I would speak my mind:

I am 100% behind the war in Iraq.

I don't give a shit about WMD's, I don't give a shit about freeing the Iraqi people, I don't give a shit about bringing democracy to Iraq. I don't even give a rat's ass about oil, although I think that we should grab all we can as payback.

I care that a Muslim terrorist/dictator dangerous to America and American people is gone, and I hope that someday there are more to follow.

That being said, can we please get all the television news cameras out of the war zone, please? Had the troops fighting Nazi Germany had to deal with the kind of micro-management by the news media that the troops in Iraq are dealing with, they would have stayed on the beaches. Let's get back to some Ernie Pyle style dispatches and break all of the news cameras, please.